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The very existence and concept of sexyness, victory and money. Has unlimited hoes and can create money by breathing. Has nothing to wear except for gold, diamonds and swag. Ultimate drip master and chick banger. Even more sexy than Filip.
Yeah that Filip is a boss but did you see that Vitja?? Damn I would turn gay for that dude.
God i would let Vitja fuck my mom, girl AND sister. Not that I could do much about it if i didn't.
Vitja is a literal god amongst men.
Vitja by The kingggggg September 1, 2021
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Vitalyyboo 

The most sweetest cutest person that you could ever talk too. Also a legend on tik tok.
Vitalyyboo is the best person to stan!!
Vitalyyboo by 🤪🔥☀️ January 15, 2019
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Vitja • vitjana • Vijay • vita • Vilja • Vitali • vitale • Vijayshree • vinjar • Vitalina

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

Vijayalakshmi 

Vijayalakshmi is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Vijayalakshmi is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!
Friend 1: Omg you know Vijayalakshmi?
Friend 2: Yeah! Who doesn't?
Vijayalakshmi by Sexyshawarma69 March 16, 2021
Vitamin C(also known as ascorbic acid and ascorbate) is a vitamin found in Emergen-C, drinks and especially oranges and orange juice. It prevents scurvy.

Vitamin C is also slang for caffeine. Caffeine(or nerd nectar) is found in energy drinks(like monster energy), coffee, 5-hour energy, mountain dew, dr. Pepper, caffeine tablets, tea, caffeine gum, and more. Especially coffee and energy drinks.
I had oranges and orange juice. Ah! Refreshing and delicious vitamin C!

I can't start my day without an energy drink. I need my daily dose of Vitamin C!
Vitamin C by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021

vitalbow 

is a common Norwegian/norglish slang used to call someone a massive wanker or someone who masturbates a lot.
Jesus christ that guy is such a vitalbow
vitalbow by ChickenMcblyat August 23, 2016

Vitamin D 

A slang word for dick used by Ludacris
Somebody gotta give you some vitamin D, you know what I mean? Vitamin D by ludacris
Vitamin D by Duz March 17, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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