Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 7, 2017

Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras

Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla

by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.

I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

vanilla degen

Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.

A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen

by QXTR July 11, 2021

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020