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urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.
The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.
by Lettlander July 23, 2011
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Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.
Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

4Chan but better. Also how is this not blocked in schools
Oh great coolmathgames is blocked but Urban Dictionary is not
by Killme127 October 17, 2019
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urban dictionary

a cool place where you can write the stpuidest stuff and it still gets published.
f1: let's look on urban dictionary
f2: yesssss
f3: but randoms write the definitions on there

f2: and??
by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.
*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*
by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff
Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
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Urban Man

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022
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