Twat Dog

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.
*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.
by SABINATOR August 12, 2009
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Twat-sicle

When you stick a pop sicle in a womans vagina let it ment, and drink the juice!
I like to give grape Twat-sicle's to hot babes!
by Louis (LaMigra) January 06, 2006
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twat gobbler

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.
Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!
by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006
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twat check

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong
I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.
by Kenney Jones December 02, 2005
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twat bag

When a person with a vagina has "bags" of skin under the clit to show that she has had to many sexual encounters with men.
by Cyle/Chris September 03, 2006
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twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
You stank twat waffle.
by Vyxen November 23, 2004
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twat breeze

A rather foul smelling expenditure of air from the vagina that occurs conveniently during mealtime.
"Did you smell Gertrude's twat breeze? It made me cough up my rice pudding."
by good latte March 19, 2008
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