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14 turning 15

the awesome-ness of a girl or boy becoming one year older and getting there permits!!!
im 14 turning 15 and im going to be able to LEAR HOW TO DRIVE!!!!
by soli15 October 12, 2008
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turning lane

The turnin lane is a term used to describe a state of mind that can only be obtained by various psychdelic drugs such as acid, mushrooms, and occasionally from consuming an extreme combination of alcohol and marijuana together. This term originated in minnesota from lsd users tripping and driving on the wrong side of hte road shouting "We're in the turnin lane' !!!" The term soon spread to Wisconsin and throughout the midwest and describes a mind state that is so impaired that if the victim were to be driving he surely would be on the wrong side of the road, or the Turning Lane. This variation of TURNING LANE is known to be prominent mainly in the Midwest region of North America, but can be achieved virtually anywhere in the world where good drugs are supplied or imbibed. Very commonly experienced by members of the hippy counterculture.

Users experiencing the extremely funky sensation of the turning lane can be spotted easily by their erratic wild behavior and their constant hollaring of non-sense and noises such as "Woohoo!!"
I went to the hippy jam festival, ate a bunch of acid and ex and was in the TURNIN' LANE for the next 24 hours.

When you are so wildly high that you cannot communicate your thoughts through actual words besides "woohoo" and other non-sense, you, my friend, are deep in the turning lane. But when you eventually pass out, you will be in the PARKING LANE!!!
by ELECTRIC KOOLAID MAN August 28, 2006
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turkanese

exactly the same as tukanese except spelt the right way.
amy - echo and the bunnymen is not turkanese. or tukanese for that matter...
some other person - yeah.
by amy pettifer March 22, 2005
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turkish fruits

This term is used for a variation of sexual intercourse. The man practices the "turkish fruits" by inserting various berries into the woman's vagina and makes her cum all over them with his tounge. Afterwards the fruits are to be eaten by both, male and female.
The effect is said to make the participants paraphilic.
After Mehmet and Ayse had turkish fruits, they had sex for hours.
by miyagiCE July 24, 2008
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Turkish Dust Trail

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache
he gave her a turkish dust trail and she never had anal sex again
by squishy42 November 22, 2010
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Turkish soup kitchen

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013
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turnin' up

Something that Juicy J does. Used to emphasize how 'fucked up' he is.
Juicy J: gotta be that purple n' yellow coz I be turnin' up
by OzzBot November 9, 2013
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