Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

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gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

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A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

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The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

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A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

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The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

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When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

Trumps touch by Zariza January 31, 2020

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