Dog Toker

Someone who smokes weed daily, and gets their dog baked like a spud.

"Hey Boy, you wanna get hiiiiigh?"
"Rah-Roh Raggy!"
"Damn dude, you dog is a dog toker."

by Henry Hansen October 18, 2008

Musical toke

A great replacement for a bong piece is an old mouth piece from an instrument you don't use anymore. A musical toke is when you fill that mouth piece with half tobacco/ half weed. Then taking it all in in one hit. Very difficult for the non-smoker but definitely gives you a good rush if you can pull it off.

Joe: Yo dude I have my mouth piece here, can I use your bong for a musical toke?

Josh: Ya man sure, but do you think you can handle that?

by XTXGX June 25, 2010

Titty Tokens

The best currency known to man.

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties

by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

Finn Toohey

he has a half Windsor knot, carries a briefcase everywhere, his teeth are still not fully developed yet, and his hair looks like he just woke up.

Person 1: Who was the person who made the 56 page revision powerpoint?
Person 2: Finn Toohey, who else would waste their whole day doing that lol.

by OXFORD DlCTlONARY March 23, 2022

pulling a token

keeping a finger, multiple fingers, entire hand, wrist, elbow, or arm in ones pants for an extended period of time while hanging out with all members of the same sex. often involving vigorous arm momevements and a pretense of "my balls itch"

"Yo david p. was pulling a token the whole time at the sausage fest"

by Evan Cullen April 9, 2007

Stroke n' Toke

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.

Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)

by groovy toads June 19, 2017