Toilet Taint

1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.

1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.

2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)

by Cherrubim March 17, 2011

toilet seat awareness

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

by dviv November 12, 2011

tilt my tower

Its a joke i made. Its tilted towers from fortnite but made to a pickup line

Person 1:hi i like fortnite
Person 2: You tilt my tower
Person 1: Oh do i?
*smooching begins*

by Newboy674 June 11, 2018

toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

massive toilet

a massive loo, for a massive ass to sit on

omg wat a massive toilet over there

by conor fletcher May 22, 2009

golden toilet

When two men proceed to urinate inside of a females mouth as a competition to see who gets more urine inside the females mouth

"Yo dude, wanna make this a golden toilet"

by Golden toilet January 28, 2018

nigga toilet

a nigga on a toilet

Jamal: Ayo nigga what you doin cuh?
Tyrone: Sittin on the nigga toilet cause im a nigga cuhhh
Jamal: Yeah same here cuh

by ntoilet November 5, 2019