When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.
by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021
Get the Burnt toastmug. English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.
Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
Get the Spanish toastmug. by Viking daddy November 21, 2017
Get the Viking toastmug. by mojo July 25, 2004
Get the shit on toastmug. Princy: gosh you're so smart
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009
Get the burnt toastmug. When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
by will bitten August 19, 2017
Get the Do Mo Toastmug. An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
Get the Toast/Envelope Methodmug.