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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018
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Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
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Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree
by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018
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squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.
I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!
by Whiskey B May 31, 2017
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krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree
Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!
by BigBread4 August 1, 2018
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Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.
She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.
by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021
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Squirreled up

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018
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