Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.

Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied

by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

Feral Squirrel

When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.

Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!

by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021