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fermented cabbage

Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "
by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024
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Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 4, 2017
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cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.
If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.
by neutroncore February 7, 2022
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cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab
“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”
by Jowney February 26, 2018
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Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park
Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE
by Scottie H October 18, 2010
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cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.
Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!
by Sexilexi October 28, 2019
mugGet the cabbage onmug.

Cabbage

Your a fucking cabbage jack
by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018
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