by Pialinist December 20, 2020
Get the 39 and a Half Foot Polemug. A Love Pole Which Is A Dick That Is Sticky From Have A Orgasmic Discharge There Fore It Is A Sticky Love Pole Girls Can Suck The Stickyness Off It If They Wish Too
God Last Night I Was Sucking A Guy And They Had A Very Sticky Love Pole It Was So Sticky That It Stuck The Stickyness To A Stick
by bummyass August 12, 2006
Get the Sticky Love Polemug. by GoEatAnAss October 18, 2019
Get the 7 foot metal polemug. A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.
Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019
Get the cardinal pole catholic schoolmug. Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!
Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
Get the lop-eared pole catmug. Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)
I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube
by henryblue2u September 14, 2013
Get the keep her off the polemug. To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)
Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."
Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."
by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010
Get the to stick the concrete to the polemug.