Mars

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.

When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3

mars so swag i wish i was like that

by mars supremacy August 14, 2022

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Mars

the best person in this whole wide world.:33

person: yk mars?
You: OMG YESYSYSYEYSYSYSEYSYSYSYEEWYSYSYWYW

by silly little Garfield March 28, 2023

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Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

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Mars

a name for cool non binary people

I love them, Mars is so cool

by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021

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! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022

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