Lying in bed last night half awake. I thought I was lemon butter. I saw myself (in lemon butter form) spread out on my bed.
by NIN344 September 25, 2007
Get the Lemon Buttermug. by LOLemontart September 8, 2010
Get the Lemon Tartmug. A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)
by J.Bosco November 11, 2008
Get the cutting lemonsmug. When a guy is going down on you, and it totally feels good, but you are still getting over that awful stomach bug, and he’s not understanding the signal to MOVE MOVE MOVE, so you spray hot liquid ass all over his chin. The song Lemon Eyes plays in the background. Did you know that song is about jealousy?
by Rural The Saurus December 12, 2018
Get the Lemon Eyesmug. When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.
"How's your dog doing?
-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"
-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"
by butt in the hole May 26, 2009
Get the Pearl Lemonsmug. A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.
I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.
I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.
Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!
by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009
Get the Lemon Zingmug. Posh rhyming slang for banter.
Mostly used by unintelligent wealthy socialites in an attempt to make themselves appear funny and popular.
Mostly used by unintelligent wealthy socialites in an attempt to make themselves appear funny and popular.
by TotesBanter October 26, 2011
Get the Lemon Fantamug.