Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Coyote Edging

Two short men edging eachother

It was unfortunate that my friends left me in the car to go coyote edging.

by Clearcups May 25, 2023

Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.

John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you

by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023

Dull edge

Anything that is technologically obsolete and out of date; The opposite of cutting edge; the extreme opposite of bleeding edge.

I can't use my old dull edge computer because it has only a painfully slow Core 2 Duo processor.
My father still have a Pentium 3 computer processor on my attic, it's a dull edge processor from 1990's.
I wonder why they are still using some dull edge computer machine for running up our computer laboratorium.

by sharerainbows March 2, 2023

edges

It’s a style you do for the baby hairs typically a “swoop” on your upper forehead. People mostly use edge brushes but you can also use a toothbrush (only for black/light skin)

Today I decided to do my edges so it would hide my big forehead.

by Jandndkendn March 6, 2023