Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009

dong masher

1. A Baseballer who pops off on the regular.
2. A person who sucks a lot of cock

1. Jim Thome may be really old, but he's still a bona fide dong masher

2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."

by Willy Langon May 16, 2008

ding donging

The act of a man receiving a hand job from a woman, and right before he is about to climax, the woman clenches her fist, making the tip of the penis pop up higher than normal. The woman takes her free hand and repeatedly slaps the tip of the penis, while the male chants "ding dong ding dong" until the he climaxes. The woman gets the seamen on her face, and let's go of the man's genitals, asking, "who's there?"

Male 1: "damn Susie is a fine ass honky"
Male 2: "yeah dude she looked fine while she was ding donging me."

by Alandkelqpqnxnakqksks November 20, 2013

fro-dong

the "responsible" roomate.the one you pay all the money to and he then pays the monthly bills.

I gave fro-dong money for rent today. fro-dong loves the simpsons. fro-dong got a cool new colts jersey.

by brah 3 June 21, 2007

ding dong

sound you make when pressing your belly button (like a door bell)

When I press my daughter's navel, I say "ding dong".

by Marlene Leon February 3, 2005

ding dongs

big breasts

that lady has huge ding dongs

by aron January 21, 2004

Dong-Yo

The single most amazing guy on earth. He's more fascinating than the stars and loves putting up with freakishly long rambling and unnatural hyperactivity. He is incredibly stubborn and has a horrible memory, but luckily spends most of his time with someone who enjoys his so-called flaws. He’s perfect in everything that he does; even when he thinks he’s failed, he does it perfectly. No one can even begin to compare…

Random, irrelevant person: Dong-Yo completes me. Without him, my life would have no meaning.

by random, irrelevant person February 15, 2009