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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, really nervous and super shy but in a really cute way. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. He will always think about you no matter what. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. Let them kiss you and be with you. There is nothing better than being loved by a Christopher.
Person 1. God I need a Christopher on my life.
by Secretlover206 November 20, 2023
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christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded
by IQUQQ April 25, 2019
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Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr.

Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr., Founder and CEO of iandroidchris is an American Leader, Multi-Published Entrepreneur, Author, Tech YouTuber/Online Content Creator, and Model from the United States.
Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr. is an excellent writer and amazing leader!
by Himothy turner November 22, 2023
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Roland Christopher

Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.
by motorchair May 17, 2022
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Christopher Waylin

Ariella kelseas baby boy. The most handsome man she’s ever seen. He will make your panties wet in less than .3 seconds. He’s got the motion ;), he’s a natural born bad boy and is down for anything… he’s the little engine that could, and will take you to the best bandos leaving you sweaty and fulfilled with his sexy manly juice.
Christopher Waylin gave me a Christopher waylin last night.

Ariella kelsea Berlin and Christopher waylin carved their name in a tree and will forever be together no matter how hard things get.
by Kelsapher January 7, 2025
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