Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.

Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.

by Melbot September 30, 2012

sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.

“Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
“I don’t know, bro.”

by Motastic July 25, 2024

Sit

Is to place your fat ass on something big enough for it

I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit anywhere

by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019