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Bullshit

I am done with your bullshit today.
by Your ♕ November 15, 2019
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Bullshit

What people say when they don’t believe you.
Man1: I didnt fuck your ho!
Man2: Bullshit!
by Dontuseyourrealname691738 February 28, 2019
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Bullshit Good

A place, experience, person or food that is/was beyond good. So good, that it needs bullshit in front of the word good just to describe how good it is/was.
"How good was that banana bread this morning?"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"

"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"

"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"
by NatalieH March 6, 2019
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bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
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Huckabee level bullshit

A level of lying that surpasses all others.
Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.
by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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bullshit

ms curtis is the living embodiment of bullshit.
by g a r d e n i n g t o o l June 12, 2019
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