ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass

You must be part of the Ass Family!

by MrBitchin May 30, 2014

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.

I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.

by LikeA805 March 22, 2020