Fanum Tax

When you steal a piece of food from your pookie/friend.

Me: Lemme Fanum Tax some of your hamburger
My friend: Nuh uh...

by DiscordMod January 9, 2025

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011

Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.

I call teko tax

by Keaido November 16, 2018

Tax Stuff

The title of the folder you keep your tentacle hentai in.

Where is your tentacle hentai folder?
It is the one labeled "Tax Stuff"
Okay, thanks!

by DJAesthetic January 23, 2018

Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022