Holiest amongst tho men. A bearer of light. The most high. Noblest of all nobility. A man who doesn’t mow his lawn but in return dares it grow. Seas part before his presence. A true Robin of the Authority but a rapacious scrooge of the cookie jar. Only intimidated when Men Yell. A seller of flatulence as potpourri. I raise the sun and it bows before me each night.
Man did you see the presence of that thing?. He/she/it/shim is a real Lord Guinan.
Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.
Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.
by Men Yell August 13, 2023
Get the Lord Guinanmug. Sass lord is the highest rank of sass one can achieve. They are the Bruce Lee of verbal scuffle, master of their craft. They thrive in chaotic skirmishes as they are the best at finding flaws in whatever you're saying, and if there's none, create ones. Picking a fight with a sass lord means you are fighting a losing battle, the more witnesses there are the more this statement stand since sass lords are professionals at getting everyone on their side against you.
Kid 1: *Starts making fun of random peoples*
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.
by APowerfulBeing January 21, 2021
Get the Sass Lordmug. by Jessicaunicornn April 13, 2018
Get the steeze lordmug. by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018
Get the Gimp lordmug. A peaceful and intellectual being that searches for signals and controls deception to maintain spiritual positivity.
If you're feeling paranoid then try to spiritually meditate or attempt recursive motions and transform it into a cycle of action just like Lord Vizol.
by Lord Vizol October 16, 2017
Get the Lord Vizolmug. 
by AIS July 23, 2019
Get the Lord Vicmug.