goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

tumble goat

when goat babeh falls cuz he shook

oh look it my tumble goat, he was shook by a bee :,(

by Axeolotl September 12, 2018

Muj goat

a kind of goat that was first found in South Asia in the late 1960s. These goat are different from the other since they have curly hair instead of horn in their head. These goats have 3 relative species: Khanh , Linh and KimAnh goat ( their names were named by the aboriginal living their)

Muj goat is a species kind that need protected

by BIBIBIBOBOBO August 21, 2011

Goat sack

A goat sack is when a guy pulls his balls back between his legs and then closes his thighs around the sack then taking a picture of his ass with the protruding sack

woah man Jonah sent me a pic of his goat sack

by Dirtymike29 September 3, 2016

fuck the goat

It's a term when somebody does something stupid -- like fucking a goat -- and they are never known for anything else but the "goat fucking" incident. Even if the person solved world peace, they would always be known as a goat fucker. It's similar to the term "jump the shark," where a tv show takes that leap into obscurity. Does everybody "fuck the goat" and ruin their reputation? No, so it's all up to the individual to make the right choice.

That guy that shot himself after being arrested for molesting a 10-year-old girl was a great firefighter and well-respected in the community. But his reputation will be tarnished and he will be known as a child molester by many. That's what happens after you "fuck the goat."

by Czarlolik May 5, 2005

Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.

G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic

by kumkee June 21, 2004