When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018
Get the Portuguese Bread Twistmug. when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
by slimybigballs July 10, 2015
Get the pony twistmug. "Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"
"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."
"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"
"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."
"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"
by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012
Get the Turbo Twistmug. a) masturbating in public
b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.
b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.
in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.
by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
Get the twisting your tailmug. A) masturbating in public
B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results
B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results
If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2017
Get the twisting your tailmug. When a girls/boys pubes are twisted and pulled on for 'pleasure' so hard they are effectively ripped out in chunks.
by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011
Get the Nettle Twistmug. Going down on a Johnson.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
Get the Johnson Twistmug.