stoked

Fucked in one way or another (EG. Knackered, Pissed Up, Hungover etc)

Mans was well stoked last night

by Josh Wheatley September 21, 2006

Stepping stones

To have a first kiss or sex within the same intervals of time.

No lie when I was 16 I did a bit of stepping stones I had my first kiss, then gave & received oral a week later & then did the real thing a week later.

by Swag_surfin01 July 7, 2017

Skokes

A form of currency.

Hey man I don't get paid until Friday, could you lend me some skokes?

by Mr.Mids September 29, 2010

3 Wise Stones

A female was once blessed to have visited an elderly sage in the northern provinces of India. He was incredibly kind to share valuable knowledge regarding various issues pertaining to life, the world, the universe and his personal experience as a practicing mystic. Throughout the time they spent in the ashram, he sat in lotus position without moving a single muscle, apart from his lips while discoursing. His eyes remained closed for the entire duration spent in Gracious company. As she stood up to leave the prayer room, which was situated near a sacred altar, he opened his eyes and requested she remain seated cross legged on the ground. He carefully uncrossed his legs and slowly arose. From the sacred altar, he picked up three stones. He then resumed the lotus yogic position, closed his eyes once again and dropped the three stones in her hand. She peered down at them and visible on each was an inscription in Hindi. Unfortunately, Hindi was not a language which the female could read so she humbly asked the sage what was written on the three stones. He replied in Hindi "my child... you asked me before, how do i survive in this world. These stones are the answer." He must have sense the female's confusion because he smiled and continued to speak. "The three stones have three sacred words written on them; Peace, Love & Believe". Till this day, the female has kept those three wise stone and use them as a source of strength, love, peace, hope and belief.

Thank you dear, Sage.

Peace, love & believe - the 3 wise stones.

peace: a state of tranquillity or serenity
love: a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another
believe: to have confidence or faith in the truth

by 3wise.stones. June 16, 2010

Vinegar Strokes

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.

Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.

by Bollockhead October 17, 2008

Rolling stones

When you smoke marijuana and take ecstasy in the same sitting.

Ron: "Oh shit he took and then smoked a blunt!!"
Sue: "He's rolling stones like a muthafucka!!"

by MorbidWhiteWolf September 9, 2010

The Strokes

A band that makes Rebecca Black look good. The singer looks like a woman, which excited me when I heard the name of the band, until he opened his mouth. Then my ears bled. Also any band that has erotic insinuations in the name, but does not, in fact, have erotic undertones is terrible.

Gurl: OH MAI GAWD The Strokes IS LYKE THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HERD AND I LISTEN TO BLCK MUSIC ALL DAY! WHAT THE F***!

by WEYUWDO August 24, 2011