Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

Spiffed

To be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.

Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.

by Kawika Swag. May 28, 2011

stiffyism

when you trick someone into believing some made up story that couldn't possibly be true, but coming together as a group to keep the story going

alex, for example, is engaged (clearly not) and everyone knows that he isn't, but a group of people pick one idiot and convince them that it's true, this person is the victim of a stiffyism

by Thomas Rex November 28, 2011

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.

That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.

by phenomenonn March 12, 2017