Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.

"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"

by GLfoLife April 30, 2013

squirrel knuckle

Middle or nowhere.

I live in squirrel knuckle Pa

by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009

Squirrel

A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.

Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.

by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011

Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.

Squirrel Helmets

by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013

Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.

Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?

by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018