When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. Person 1 “Man, I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”
by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024
Get the spring lovemug. A catholic high school in fond du lac full of snobby rich kids who plays in low divisions and recruits kids from west bend and Milwaukee so they can say their sports teams are good when they’re no better than campbellsport or mayville. Any parent with a brain who cares about their child will rather have them go to campbellsport and become a hick rather than send their kid to springs.
Person1: “Did you actually send your child to Saint Mary’s Springs?”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
by Jtizzey23 November 22, 2021
Get the Saint Mary’s Springsmug. spring._.from_camp is an amazing person and also roleplays her own oc in camp camp (: they are a great role player. they deserve the world and more and is an awesome person!
someone: did you hear?! spring._.from_camp posted a new video!
someone 2: ikr! i love them!
someone: me too!
someone 2: ikr! i love them!
someone: me too!
by CelioLmfao July 23, 2021
Get the spring._.from_campmug. When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
Get the Spring Bakemug. by Deus Ibi Est May 24, 2006
Get the Spring Streetmug. Here are a few ways you can use "hope springs eternal" in a sentence to convey the meaning that humans always find fresh reasons to be optimistic:
Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.
Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
Get the Hope springs eternalmug.