Shlurp

Sucking a turd out of someone’s ass through A straw.

Shlurped it like a man.

by Shlurpking May 8, 2018

shoot the slurp

A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."

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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"

" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."

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by HosMan June 5, 2009

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

cum slurpy

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza

felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11

by Renee January 14, 2004

Slurp Dog

The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.

There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.

by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003

slurp

A female who bops arounds

That girl over there is a straight up slurp

by way2dope May 29, 2009

shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020