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A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.
After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.
by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011
mugGet the A Spitting Alienmug.

dog spit

This process is when a female takes her tit and squirts her milk at a males penis to make it hard and have a very red rash. This makes her pubic hairs turn a bright yellowish green.
by njkxsdbfhjsdvgdvfd December 2, 2010
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Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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spit weed asparagus

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"
by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021
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Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.
I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
mugGet the Human Spit Cupmug.

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
mugGet the Chinese spit shinemug.

spit on it and walk away

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2014
mugGet the spit on it and walk awaymug.

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