Spit Shower

Upon entering a shower with your other half, you must proceed to spit on them, once doing this, proceeding to enjoy light sexual encounters until out of human saliva.

Hi Matt, are you horny?
I am Steph, would you like a spit shower?
I certainly would ;)

by AnnaTuba December 11, 2012

A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.

After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.

by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011

Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.

One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!

by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021

Zero Hatred Spit

A person who hates and ignores for no reason.

Peter: Clara!! Why you did not bother Shawn when you passed through?
Clara: Dude, I have Zero Hatred Spit on him as he proposed me on my birthday.

by Moulish_Punk April 18, 2014

spit on it and walk away

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2014

Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.

*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine

by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020