1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
by mcdinger May 17, 2014

“Man I was at this bush doof right, cooked out of my brains. Met this chick and we wandered off into the bushes and started going at it. She wanted to try doggy and it was raining so we soggy styled it.”
by Nfjueuw March 21, 2022

I wish I hadn't fucked that rough bird last night. She had a proper Soggy Pouch so my balls went in and now I've got a Soggy Sack.
by Grifty May 20, 2011

by comically large coat February 16, 2024

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!
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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!
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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!
by the real Goobic April 13, 2024

a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x
by erinisswag August 28, 2023

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly useless, unattractive, and worn-out — both in appearance and attitude. Often applied to individuals who bring nothing but negativity or incompetence to a situation.
“Nick is a soggy mop of a guy — always complaining, never helping, and somehow always looking like he just rolled out of a bin.”
by anonymous July 1, 2025
