Soggy Bones

The term you result to using after someone reminds you your bones are wet.

Friend: "Your bones are wet".
You: "I HATE THAT!!"
You: "...soggy bones..."

by Bone-Man July 27, 2021

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

soggy doggy

when your fucking a man and he shits on your dick when you pull out

caldwell: hey jim you ever heard of a soggy doggy? jim: no. caldwell: well your about to experience one first hand

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Soggy Nugget

a term used to describe horny femboys

guy 1 "man you are such a soggy nugget"
guy 2 "oh c'mon i only sucked 10 guys at that orgy"

by comically large coat February 16, 2024

Soggy Nachos

The act of getting your face soaked from performing cunilingus on a really hairy girl and making her squirt.

Person 1- I got a plate of soggy nachos last night.

Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!

by Ritrok March 31, 2021

Soggy Savoys

Generally Fags

Those Soggy Savoys are Wankers

by Nogga101 August 22, 2019