Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018

soccer burn

when a dude whips a soccer ball at you covered in his jizz . he will then shove it forcefully up your footloose taco hole. this usually happens after he beats you with a jizz covered golf club.

girl who gets beat: HEy ! I got a soccer burn last night!!
jealous friend : lUcKy!!

by bigdaddygay June 13, 2019

Soccer Mom

A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game

wow that soccer mom loves her kids

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Sucker mucker

A sexual term to describe giving a blow job whilst simultaneously fingering someone's bum hole, without performing a preparatory anal cleanse or douche beforehand.

I was giving Daniel a sucker mucker last night and got shit under my nails.

by The Great Grifter October 28, 2020

Socceristic

A person who celebrates far too much in soccer to the point of it just looking stupid

“Look!! He just did a flip, he is such a socceristic”

by Avrilie March 23, 2021

locker soccer

possibly one of the greatest games ever created. A game of soccer in a condensed section of the locker room with a tennis ball. Teams consist of 2 people and they can not pass their territory line when they shoot.

John and Jon are undefeated in locker soccer.

Locker soccer was the best part of football season this year.

by rimjob1000 December 11, 2007