Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.

Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.

"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025

Gushy Slushy

When a woman is sucking your dick and you fingerbash her so hard she squirts

I was fingerblasting a ho last night and i gave her a gushy slushy

by Diskobiskits July 3, 2025

Roman Slushy

An act where one places ice cubes made of frozen semen into a cup of wine- usually done secretly as a prank or hazing ritual

“Dude watch, Kyle’s totally about to drink that Roman Slushy!”

by JD/MrR November 5, 2025

Dumpster Slushy

When you put a cum popsicle up someone's rectum, and allow it to melt fully.

Guy1: "Why is your girlfriend walking like that?"
Guy2: "She's got a little frostbite from when we tried Dumpster Slushy"

by Lady Gwynevere Flowers November 24, 2025

Penis Slushie

A chick ices her hands until it's freezing cold and proceeds to jerk the man off until she gets a cold shot of cum that she swallow whole.

I needed to cool off my throat with a penis slushie...

by Online random December 29, 2025