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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.
Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them
You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.
by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023
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Smart

Lmao imagine looking up the word smart
Go eat some chips
by B0neappl3te4 June 17, 2023
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SMART IQ

SMART IQ is basically a small and cruel prison where teens get isolated from the outside world
Wei Syahin, hang tau dak Amin Najmi budak SMART IQ
by PSEUGUY June 25, 2023
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Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).
She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.
by Saviii January 23, 2023
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everything smart

Everything smart is when you’re not only gifted in one subject but all of them. like math, english, science ect.
some girls are math smart and science smart but i’m everything smart
by materialistic personality February 3, 2023
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