Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
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Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.
Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.
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