Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.

Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.

by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Sitting Nice

a state it being; the knowledge that you are where you want to be; maintaining a state of unbothered relaxation, unbound by duties burdens and/or strife; comfortable, relaxed and content.

This house is really sitting nice right now

by slick toast August 27, 2022

Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.

Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024