Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S sucks at overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Pascha-Simone

Flamboyant and beautiful. You'll be lost without your Pascha-Simone. She is one of the best people you'll meet and be friends with. The empty feeling in your life?... Is because you don't have a Pascha-Simone.

Unique down to the last gorgeous molecule! I heart her!

Tank Girl + The Godfather + Hip Hop= Pascha-Simone

by Kinpop23 February 4, 2010

SanMo

Shortened term for the City of Santa Monica, on the West Side of Los Angeles, where the Famous Route 66 (now Santa Monica Blvd) ends at Palisades Park and the Santa Monica Pier.

Traffic on SanMo was killing me today.
Heading to Starbucks on 3rd and Wilshire in SanMo.

by Prodem January 31, 2010

simo sext

To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.

So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?

by CyberV September 29, 2012

simon

A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.

Mate, you kicked the glass door and now its smashed everywhere. You Simon now or something?

by HamstersRevenge November 4, 2018

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018

Simon

A Simon is a rare kind of human thing. Indeed, it's the only human thing more gay than the 1D.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.

Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*

by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014