Simon

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

by anonymous July 13, 2023

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simone

A very pretty girl with many friends in her life, cause she is the definition kind. She Lights up the room with her wonderful smile and much boys have a crush on her. She is sometimes very Lazy and doesn't have Desire to learn but her Grades are always good.

Simone is amazing ♡

Girl 1: Did you see her?

Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.

Girl 1: Yes, you're right.

Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3

by only.goodvibeshere January 5, 2022

Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019

Simon

A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)

Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish

by petemcdonald April 15, 2019