Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

Posh tits Simon by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Pull A Simon 

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.

Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.

Pull A Simon by OGanalog March 31, 2018

Did a Simon 

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

Did a Simon by Eilicec September 27, 2019

National throw Simon Day 

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

National throw Simon Day by Daleym October 6, 2022

Little Baby Simon 

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

Little Baby Simon by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

Inside The Mind Of Simon 

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip

Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"

Inside The Mind Of Simon by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon. 

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon. by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025