shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.

"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.

by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010

Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

Shotgunism

The belief that shotguns are the greatest.

Everyone should convert into shotgunism

by SavageGoneWild June 27, 2017

French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.

My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.

by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022

Shotgun

When a person calls out "shotgun" it typically means he or she wants to sit front in the vehicle. If you are not in range of a vehicle and "shotgun" is being yelled, I best advise you to run or duck for cover.

Mindy: I call shotgun!!
Tommy: Aw, no fair mom! She got it last time

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017