Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.

I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.

by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022

National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

Sanitary Supply Shortage

The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.

Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.

Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:

Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.

Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.

by Sampzky April 15, 2010

Death Row Short

The very very last pull off a Newport..when sharing a cigarette with a group the order goes ; Short .. Short-short.. Prison Short.. Death Row Short, This would be the hit between filter and barley there paper

Yo let me get that short? Can't do it.there's a line, your gonna have to catch the Death Row Short

by Mike'Em December 25, 2014

you are to short to ride this ride

You are to short.

Aaron you are to short to ride this ride

by Typed May 1, 2019

cut it short

Someone who can’t read a tape in other words a fucking rookie. Never gunna make it as a Benny mac

U really fucked that rail u will never be a Benny Mac u cut it short

by Half ass fencer October 7, 2019

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019