spitting turtle

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

spitting flows

Rapping

The rapper was talented at spitting flows

by gofuckyourselfff November 25, 2013

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009

spitting venom

spitting venom- when someone over uses profanity (a.k.a. cuss words) in every sentence or conversation

yo dawg, Jamal is spitting venom like crazy after you wooped his ass in 1on 1 streetball

by Black Ice April 5, 2006

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009

shittin

To make fun of someone, or to constantly out do them.

Im tired of goin over there them hoses always shittin' on me.
Got diarhea flow, man I shit on wiggas. Even when im constipated, I still shit on wiggas.
Young Jeezy, Trap or Die

by "Dat Harrell Boi" February 4, 2006