Sink the ship

When I cum in big American ass

I am the Komendant of this U-Boat! You will enjoy my reading of Hansel and Gretel as I fuck you in the schizen pooper. I am the kommqnder, “Defaakieren mein penis, I. ‘Sink the ship”. Target destroyed

by Tinkerballz December 29, 2025

Let the ship sink

A phrase that is used to express your disinterest in making a hopeless situation better.

I don't fucking care. We can quit everything tomorrow. Let the ship sink!

by dontyougiveupnanana February 5, 2025

courtship vs. ship-court

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".

by QuacksO March 4, 2025

ship hopper

Someone crossing boarders by switching from ship to ship

"Hey did you hear Sean's dad was a ship hopper? That's how he got over the boarder boat by boat"

by Jelly magoo November 24, 2021

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

character ship

when a no life redditor draws two characters into a romantic or sexual relationship (e.g. Tyler Joseph X Josh Dun). even if the characters have nothing to do with each other (e.g. Alice X Oliver), or are years apart (e.g. Deku X Eri)

"I hate when people do character ships. especially when the two characters are years apart. at that point just admit you're pedophile"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025