Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009

shitter

A way of describing in slang a situation or an event.

Thats a real shitter
Wouldnt it be a shitter if a meteor hit the earth tommorrow

by Drew L April 28, 2006

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

shitter

where poop comes out of (asshole, back door, brown eye, corn hole, pooper, prison purse)

my daddy raped me in my shitter last night

by 1010011 February 11, 2015

the shaster

the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.

Tommy is giving everybody around here the shaster

by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008

crip shitter

the largest toilet in the bar , the one with the big seat and easy handles when youre wasted. should be used by the wheelchair brigade but they never out that late

"man i am wasted but i aint gonna make the crapper upstairs" "ok dude , use the crip shitter , its got anice big seat and loads of handles so you dont fall on your ass"

by groovy wordbender November 19, 2009