Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.

*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!

by Muffin November 4, 2004

a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

by antimorph July 3, 2007

scalley

Scalley, otherwise known as a chav are starting to dominate the United Kingdom- known burberry wearers along with Rockports and a bad bad attitude.
Will deny being a scalley/riffy/underpriviledged young person at all costs.

"You dirty scalley scum"

by Charli Lu May 6, 2006

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.

1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.

8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang

Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.

(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)

by RoyalYoshi September 7, 2016

Scabber

A female who is often engaged in the nefarious acts of using her femininity to gain ascendancy in a relationship - generally to siphon off the targets material belongings into her own possession. (A derivation of scabbing, the art of acquiring things from other people through legitimate requests).

Andrea the scabber saw the horde of subway stamps that the venerable hero of the story had amassed and immediately set forth using her most pleading tone (better used for begging sex) in order to secure a "small percentage" of his stash.

by Terrence Travesty November 1, 2005

Scarlet O'Hara

Sex Act, The act of having sex with a woman, promising her you will tell her when you are going to ejaculate. Then not telling her. When she complains you tell her, "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

"I hooked up with this girl last night. I got drunk and came inside her so I called her Miss Scarlet O'Hara

by Jon 1379 February 12, 2010

the scarlet letter

The Scarlet Letter is the worst fricken book ever that our dumbass teachers make us read because they are retarded and like ruining our lives.

Fuck Hester, The Scarlet Letter sucks monkey ass!

by Mateo_4_5_6_ October 19, 2005