Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger

A special burger seasoned with cilantro

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!

you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.

by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010

i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.

Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.

by jkerp16 December 9, 2008

smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.

"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"

by Shane August 11, 2003

Your Mom Says Hi

This means the person is saying he was witrh your mom last night and she said hi .

A obnoxious person would say this to annoy you
Your Mom Says Hi

by LitTle Miss UnPerfect! February 26, 2012

did someone say oil?

a meme that got popularized in late 2022 with a famous tiktok audio, usually consists of black sabbath's song "paranoid", filthy frank's famous "welcome to the rice fields motherfucker" and robin williams shouting "GOODMORNING VIETNAM", it's meant to poke fun at usa for pumping a lot of oil and getting oil while offering them "freedom"
eg: 20 tons of freedom (while showing a nuke).

headliner: "uganda finds a new oil source"

person 1: did someone say oil?

person 2: have some of this freedom

by mr sister fister 69 January 17, 2023