"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter
person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
by diceyj February 05, 2004
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010
Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?
William: I was just gonna say my name is William.
Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?
William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
William: I was just gonna say my name is William.
Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?
William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
by jkerp16 November 11, 2008
(Western US via cowboy movies)
Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."
"Smile when you say that!"
"Smile when you say that!"
by Shane August 11, 2003
by LitTle Miss UnPerfect! January 25, 2012
"We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greate-"
*Sad music plays*
*Sad music plays*
by General-Kenobi September 09, 2020