Salty Bozo

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt

Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo

by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 6, 2020

Salty Weenie

A person who being salty and a weenie at the same time.

Caleb is being a really salty weenie.

by Allybone11 June 29, 2016

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011