swing the bat

1. Have intercourse.
2. Be more mature and act like an adult.

"Did you finally swing the bat last night?"

by m_one August 15, 2005

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Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

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Swindon

A dump of a town in the English county of Wiltshire founded by the Great Weston Railway in 1830. renowned for it's lack of good coffee, good football or good anything.

Swindon is as Swindon does.

by black flag June 2, 2004

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Swine Flu

Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.

CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!

by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009

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swing

to mood swing quickly or easily.
(adj.) swingin

Person 1: 'Look at Janet, she seems really fired up'.
Perons 2: 'I know. And just a minute ago, she was smiling and happy'.
Person: 'Yeah, she seems to swing really easily'.

by jmb. April 24, 2010

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Swine transmitted disease

A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...

Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"

Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."

*All die, pandemic starts*

Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...

by Wing nut 338 (cK) May 2, 2009

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