cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 December 9, 2008

SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Spoon feed

To literally feed a person while spooning.

I'm tired, hungry and lonely! Spoon feed me.

by Provwise August 7, 2015

spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006

dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

by STDOverload May 13, 2018

Spoon Feed

The act of cupping one's hand and farting into it. Then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.

Dude#1. I ate Mexican food and had gas all day so I decided to spoon feed the old lady. The bitch threw-up and is all pissed at me.
Dude#2. That sucks. Did it smell like taco's?

by FletcherHPW October 10, 2010

spoon ninja

The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)

The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.

by Spoon Ninja May 6, 2006